Bad Tape
When a criminal defense attorney warns you not to view something — in this case, a suspicious VHS tape — it’s probably wise to listen. Dread filled my gut as I slid the tape into the VCR and pressed play. My car had been stolen in October 2022, and after the police recovered it, a lot of stuff belonging to the thief remained inside, including the VHS tape.
Call if You’re Feeling Lonely
When I lived in New York after college, I suffered from depression and insomnia. So I volunteered for a 24-hour suicide prevention hotline
I went to Las Vegas for my MFA and ended up a gambler
There is a certain writerly allure to casino gambling that I find difficult to resist — or perhaps I should call it a not writing allure. Having a crowd chant my name as I shoot dice is not something I’ll ever experience revising sentences in the UNLV library. The perfect supplement to the fragile joy of editing the 19th draft of a short story that really has potential this time is winning a hand of poker by going all in, taking another man’s stack while the competition looks on, envious and impressed.
Stopped and Frisked
I now had my hands up against a wall in a Downtown alley while a Metro officer patted me down for weapons. I’d complied because I wanted to calm what felt like an oddly hostile situation. Thiele said, “Spread your legs, and put your hands behind your back like you’re praying.” So I did as told. My hands outstretched behind my back, palms touching, I was put into a painful wrist hold. The officer searched the insides of my pockets, going as far as to dig two fingers into the coin pouch on the front of my jeans. I assumed they were looking for drugs, too, since rarely does a knife or gun fit into a change pocket. Thiele had my ID, but he also wanted my Social Security number so they could run a more comprehensive background check. All of this because I was caught jaywalking.
Trash Art
My neighbor got evicted. That or he skipped town. A work crew had been emptying the house for three days, throwing everything into a trailer-sized dumpster, and when I asked what happened, they just said, “It’s a mess in there.” The guy was a hoarder, apparently. One worker came out carrying a large painting. It had black, yellow, and brown L-shapes overlaid like a pile of boomerangs. I like abstract art, so I asked, “What are you doing with the painting?”
Vegas Grace
A graphic essay for the anthology “Where We Live: A Benefit for the Survivors in Las Vegas,” from Image Comics.
A New Theory on "Mark Twain"
IN THE 150 YEARS Samuel Clemens has been better known as Mark Twain, journalists, scholars, and even bartenders have offered competing theories as to where America’s first signature wit acquired his nom de plume. According to Twain, his pen name once belonged to a Mississippi riverboat captain, and he merely “laid violent hands upon it.” Newspapers at the time however claimed he earned his alias drinking at a one-bit saloon in Virginia City, Nevada. Both stories fit the author’s roguish persona. Both recall his bio. But neither has stood up to scholarly investigation, and the truth has been elusive until perhaps now.